SayMyName Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Hi, my name is.... I don't even remember my name anymore, maybe thats why i ask people to say my name. It all started few years ago. I heard about this cool new game called "starcrat 2" - Man! Its amazing! - It's so awesome! - I got a girfriend there! And so on... It all concealed the truth... the deep dark secret in it.... I couldn't believe it at all, so i finally got my Wings of Liberty, my own... my precious treasure... Everything was cool... Campaign, even some ladder games, some wins, some losses... I said to myself - oh thats a cool normal game, but what is so amazing? Don't say its ... its... OVERRRATED!? Lost almost all hope and at that moment my mother called me "stop playing, dinner ready", rising from the chair as fast as I can, twisting my body around, wanting to leave i have clicked and left the room. There was some nice chicken with hot sauce, crisp potatoes and a salad I always love. I though -oh that was delicious, mhmmm.... now i need to go send some emails and look up the plan. When I came back I noticed starcraft 2 wasn't actually closed. - That's weird, I had to missclick. And then to my eyes it have appeared... ARCADE Button I never knew is there... Then I have found at the top of the list of multiple diffrent titles "Storm of the Imperial Sanctum". - That sounds incredible! I need to try that! You know the drill... And then... from now on, everything have changed... After hours have passed, after time i forgot about emails, plan, everything... - I just need this... and that... how to counter this... mother.....?!??!? Screaming on the entire house 1 week later shaking on the floor with those words only repeating - Lord Z... Lord Z.... My family couldn't stand that. They were saying "You need help! Stop it, it's not normal, it's destroying You, what are you doing!? I responded - You don't understand. Im just playing game, nothing wrong with that then - Look your own business - I need to get stress out - It's all your fault! You never give freedom and don't take care of me, of anything! You never interested, You never show anything, ARghhhh! It started.... just started and never ended... And so... I lost truly support of my family, lost all of my friends, quit school. All i had is this game... it was mine... all i wanted... Then it changed to so called AoS- Aeon of Storms and then I have switched to Dota... But all of them had in common... Or I had in common? There were always this one guy... or those people... who fuc..ed up everything! So much time... so many guides! And they can't play like they supposed to! I even collected bottles, sold all of my stuff from childhood, majority of clothes to just pay the internet bill... and they... and he... WTF!? I smell like shap cause needed to farm longer to carry THIS game and couldn't wash for 1 hour more, because of this mo..on... f..ing id..t...! And I'm late to collect morning bottles before that other guy! F..K..F K .. F K! F K HIM! So that's how it is... You see I have a problem I admit it - I blame other people! Thats my story... Now I see. I try to change... Yestarday I played one of those 4k mmr games. If I only had 5k, could become pro... So close... So close... Its always so close... Maybe its too late? So Like most of my days I have picked my antimaaaga and claimed Im gonna farm my ez lane and they should support me and pick 2 of those the best so I win game for them, myself and everybody. Good plan I have though. They can't stop me, they can't stop it. Sadly there were only 1 of it, but at least it was CM early support I have though... How i could be so wrong!? Obvious afk jungle CM, followed by pudgerino mid and spectre sandking offlane vs sniper mid troll venge sky ez lane and and ... hol... shi... its viper on my lane... -.- - H..h..how? WHY? WHY!? - I can do this, Im better then them. If they don't fee... (first blood on sandking with passive first) Ok.. - If only CM comes ganks, we can do this... CM i need your gank, we gonna make a kill!..... .. .. . 1 minute... 3 minutes... gloves of haste.... ... no ... please... ..no .... and here we go, midas.... crystal maiden... lost bottom tower 0 5, mid went also to jungle and lost tower, Im out of regen.... stay calm its just a game.. Losing tier 2... CM still jungling.... WHAT? MASK OF MADNESS, FU.K! YOU DU.B PIECE. OF SHeEP! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY YOU BUY MASK OF MADNESS ON CM? You don't have even fu..ing boots! WTF? l2 fu.ing play! YOU LOST US THE GAME. AND I BLAME HER, ALL THE WAY... couldn't hold it... not today... answer was "muted, reported, magina 30 min perseverance". I said im gonna f..king find her! I pressed the tab, looked at the screen, read near CM portrait "322 Kappa" I wrote it, tried even to google it, when im dead in game, but all i found was this Followed by her 2 offlane mates reports im in low prio... I could take a break... Maybe I should not take antimaga? Maybe not miss those few cs...? or... I could just play those 20 games vs bots again... shi...p its 30 now... So I'm looking at the forums now, my hands shaking... And all i have in mind ... all i want is write - WHALE, WHY!?!? WHY YOU HAVE DONE THIS TO ME!? WHY? WHY HAVE YOU DONE ALL OF THIS!? IF THERE WERE BETTER PATCHES I COULD STAY IN THIS GAME! BUT PEOPLE FROM THIS GAME CAME TO DOTA AND FUC..ED UP IT ALSO! My fingers on the enter key... my mind full of above and aside of it blank... and I don't know what to do!? Thank You guys for listening... Tl;Dr Because its Tl:dr This is The BI Group for those Forums, People here, Community overall, Your welcome. Everybody is welcome! 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Skydie Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Hi, my name is.... I don't even remember my name anymore, maybe thats why i ask people to say my name. It all started few years ago. I heard about this cool new game called "starcrat 2" I couldn't believe it at all, so i finally got my Wings of Liberty, my own... my precious treasure... Then I have found at the top of the list of multiple diffrent titles "Storm of the Imperial Sanctum". After hours have passed, after time i forgot about emails, plan, everything... 1 week later shaking on the floor My family couldn't stand that. They were saying "You need help! Stop it, it's not normal, it's destroying You, what are you doing!? I responded - You don't understand. Im just playing game, nothing wrong with that It started.... just started and never ended... And so... I lost truly support of my family, lost all of my friends, quit school. All i had is this game... it was mine... all i wanted... I even collected bottles, sold all of my stuff from childhood, majority of clothes to just pay the internet bill... and they... and he... WTF!? I smell like shap cause needed to farm longer to carry THIS game and couldn't wash for 1 hour more, because of this mo..on... f..ing id..t...! And I'm late to collect morning bottles before that other guy! F..K..F K .. F K! F K HIM! - H..h..how? WHY? WHY!? So I'm looking at the forums now, my hands shaking... And all i have in mind ... all i want is write - WHALE, WHY!?!? WHY YOU HAVE DONE THIS TO ME!? WHY? WHY HAVE YOU DONE ALL OF THIS!? IF THERE WERE BETTER PATCHES I COULD STAY IN THIS GAME! Thank You guys for listening... Cleaned up version above. Tldr: Kid quits life for Sotis. Fails at it switches to Dota2. Fails at it and writes poor essay. Fails at essay. Darkr 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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