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well basically the geothermal expansion of the fifth layer of the earth's core caused by the chemicals that the government is putting in the air is releasing the highly mind altering drug tetrahydrocannabinol that is trapped down in the earth's core. In most parts of the world, the concentration is so low that the effect is nonexistent, however in Russia, an unnaturally high amount of tetrahydrocannabinol is present. Scientists theorize that the secretly powerful Nigerian government is responsible for the increased amounts. The high levels of the toxin are actually effecting the brains of the people in russia. This, combined with the weather machine that the US has been using on Russia since the mid-1950's has caused the Russian leader Vladimir Putin insane. However, he was already insane so the insanity is actually reversed in a process known as child labour (pronounced chill-ed luh-bour), and he is making rational decisions. He decided to invade Ukraine or whatever because he wants their resources and he knows no one has the balls to start another cold war.

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Putin smells the vagina juices dripping from Obama. If Putin is smart he won't just stop at the island of the Ukraine, he will take the entire country. A man bent on restoring the Soviet Union, and adding Ukraine back to the USSR would seem only fitting. We all know about the threat Obama made about Syria and back out, he won't doing anything here either, Putin knows it.

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Putin smells the vagina juices dripping from Obama. If Putin is smart he won't just stop at the island of the Ukraine, he will take the entire country. A man bent on restoring the Soviet Union, and adding Ukraine back to the USSR would seem only fitting. We all know about the threat Obama made about Syria and back out, he won't doing anything here either, Putin knows it.

 

But but but but but bam bam said........

 

I'm embarrassed by my president.

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