Clan Team FEED Best NA/EU/SEA/AFRICA

[ThisAndThatGuy]

FEED

"The greatest patience is humility." - BUDDHA

 

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I proudly announce my new competitive team: FEED. But we are unique, we are different. I created this clan out of my darkest moments, I poured all my life saving into this clan, and hopefully we can shock the world. You ask, how are we unique? It's simple, we don't play to win tournaments or games. That's right, WE DON'T. We are all self-enlightened Buddhists who have unlocked the meaning of life who chose Starcraft 2 to instill Buddha's best quality:

 

HUMILITY

For too long, I seen the tears of Buddha and the souls ripping away from players as they play AOS. Every game, there are ragers and unenlightened people need of saving, those who need the wise words of Buddha. They don't have a life other than raging, so we must give them one! But words will not touch them, their thick skulls are protected by layers of cheeto dusts, and we can't shove our doctrine down their mountain dew flooded throats. Instead, we decided perhaps too much of a bad thing will turn into a bad thing. So what do we do? We do what the clan name says:

 

FEED

 

That's right! As the disciples of Buddha, we must enlighten these child the way of good spiritual health! Perhaps what they need is to rage so hard, they are forced to enter tranquility! Clan members of FEED are required to make horrendous mistakes and continuously die in-game in order to humble the other players! As you die, they will rage and try TEACH YOU HOW TO PLAY. And who is humbler than the teachers!? Buddha was a teacher, therefore all teachers are humble. They will want to take you under their wings, and just like that, they'll transition from raging savages to humble teachers! But how do we achieve this? Our step is simple!

 

1. Join a game.

2. Pick a good hero like Boros or Shadow, even Micro!

3. Make mistakes and die!

4. As the your teammates rage, quickly enlighten them by spamming the quotes of Buddha!

5. Watch them become enlighten and never rage again!

 

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Now, I see you guys immediately grovelling and asking: " HOW DO WE JOIN? "

 

It's simple! EVERYONE CAN JOIN! But remember not to put on the clan tag 'FEED' otherwise the unenlightened people will leave the game early! You must make sure they stay for the entire game or at least past ten minutes! Perhaps you won't get to them now, but you will later! Buddha is a very communist-oriented man, meaning everyone can contribute and be part of the most prestigious AOS clan to enter: FEED!

 

IF WE ARE TO BE VICTORIOUS THE IN THE WAR FOR SOULS, WE MUST BE VIGILANT. REPEAT THESE STEPS, THE MORE OF THE SAME PLAYER YOU SEE THE BETTER.

 

ENLIGHTEN THEM.

 

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I hope this thread was educational, and convinced you guys to join or be enlightened. I hope this clan joins the way of CORE Gaming and become just as big!

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Hmm , feed *-*