doxthefox Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 Egon - Abandoned by his father at the age of 3, young Egon was left with only his mother to tend to him. That is, until the age of 8 when his mother was gunned down during a Stalker "one-shot" blink-by. Left with no other option Egon became a street pharmacist to "support" himself. By the age of 12 Egon started experimenting with chemicals and by 16 he began injecting himself with antidotes until he became addicted to "Science!!!" Using his funds from his time as a street pharmacist, young Egon went to College and received a Player Hating Degree (PHD) from an accredited University. Supercharged by "Science!!!" just moments after graduating Egon noticed the Stalker that gunned his mother down and set his sights to "silence" him once and for all so that no one could get "one-shotted" again. #gangsta Banzaiguy, Chimera and NoWaterJustIce 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BestZeratul Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 more plz #aoslore #kickmarche #soedkillurself BestZeratul and doxthefox 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doxthefox Posted March 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 Rory - A mechanic/taxi driver who fell into a coma after a stalker blinked in front of him during a blink-by causing him to swerve off the road into a ditch. After 10 years of his comatose state Rory awoke to find that his arm was gone. After several surgeries Rory was able to replace his arm with a mechanical joint equipped with a litany of fire based weaponry thanks to "Science!!!." It was not until he attended the graduation of the man that saved his life that he noticed the Stalker that caused him to lose his arm. Enraged by the Stalker, Rory swore vengeance upon the being that caused him to lose his arm. #hood NoWaterJustIce and Chimera 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BestPlayer Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 (edited) MOAR! MOAR!! #chobkittenhole #chobkitten #chobmotherkitten #chobkitten #chobhighdrater Edited March 5, 2013 by Quistmann keep it clean doxthefox and BestPlayer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doxthefox Posted March 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 Viron - A former 7 time bodylifting champion who got into a car accident in the backseat of a taxi after a Stalker blink-by distracted the driver. He sustained major injuries that resulted in him losing most of his muscle mass. As a result, people started asking him "bro, do you even lift?" to which he responded by crying in a corner and developing an unhealthy eating disorder. Relegated to ridicule, Viron sought revenge on everyone around him as he began to study "no skill spamming." At the graduation of Egon, Viron was "one-shotted" by the Stalker as the crowd applauded the Stalker for "removing him from the game." #F Viron Chimera, NoWaterJustIce and Banzaiguy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
residente Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 Egon - Abandoned by his father at the age of 3, young Egon was left with only his mother to tend to him. That is, until the age of 8 when his mother was gunned down during a Stalker "one-shot" blink-by. Left with no other option Egon became a street pharmacist to "support" himself. By the age of 12 Egon started experimenting with chemicals and by 16 he began injecting himself with antidotes until he became addicted to "Science!!!" Using his funds from his time as a street pharmacist, young Egon went to College and received a Player Hating Degree (PHD) from an accredited University. Supercharged by "Science!!!" just moments after graduating Egon noticed the Stalker that gunned his mother down and set his sights to "silence" him once and for all so that no one could get "one-shotted" again. #gangsta Why you had to make it public? fu to my lovely moderator quistmann: fu means fixture unit, stop censor me please, and fu is also a city of Nepal doxthefox 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 Viron - A former 7 time bodylifting champion who got into a car accident in the backseat of a taxi after a Stalker blink-by distracted the driver. He sustained major injuries that resulted in him losing most of his muscle mass. As a result, people started asking him "bro, do you even lift?" to which he responded by crying in a corner and developing an unhealthy eating disorder. Relegated to ridicule, Viron sought revenge on everyone around him as he began to study "no skill spamming." At the graduation of Egon, Viron was "one-shotted" by the Stalker as the crowd applauded the Stalker for "removing him from the game." #F Viron The correct name for that technique is "no skill spellspaming". Otherwise it would be no "skill spamming" or no skill "spamming", which is not specific as to what he was spamming. Otherwise I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hubert Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 bro do you even lift? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banzaiguy Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 Do you have something against Cyprus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 Do you have something against Cyprus? i think he does have something against cyprue but who cares it funny as hell!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hubert Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 cype is just a jerk best kser NA doxthefox 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doxthefox Posted March 6, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 Do you have something against Cyprus? He killed viron so i guess all is forgiven. #global blink 2.0 Rem 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adamantium Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 I had a nice little laugh. Thanks dox :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WARBORN Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 hey dox wtf man. do more! like to read these when im baked. make em a lil longer too if you can plz :) He killed viron so i guess all is forgiven. #global blink 2.0 hey dox wtf man. do more! like to read these when im baked. make em a lil longer too if you can plz :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BestPlayer Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 hey dox wtf man. do more! like to read these when im baked. make em a lil longer too if you can plz :) hey dox wtf man. do more! like to read these when im baked. make em a lil longer too if you can plz :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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doxthefox Posted March 12, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 Tosh - A young boy raised in the countryside. As a youth Tosh manned a watermelon farm with his family while starring on his basketball with his friends. Tosh specialized in "shooting" and "stealing" and was often the leading scorer on his team. Tosh's team was so good that the opposition was often left "stunned," usually in quick succession. His only weakness appeared to be his "speed" and "range" as he was more focused on dunking with power. Despite these flaws Tosh seemed to be heading for a prosperous career in basketball. However, things would change when Tosh hit the age of 16. For on this infamous day, an unidentified aircraft appeared and massacred most of the people in the town. The people attempted to fight back against this aircraft with their firearms, but they were no match as the enemy flew over a cliff and became "untargetable." Tosh distraught over the death of the townspeople gathered the surviving citizens and took to the suberbs. In the suberbs he met a young pimp/drug dealer who taught him the power of Science!!! Tosh obssessed over the power of Science!!! as he wanted to learned how to "silence" the aircraft and then "stun" him before he became "untargetable." One day while eating some of his watermelon he accidentally dropped some of it into one of the drug dealers sample and was surrounded by a purple cloud that weakened him greatly. When he finally recovered he tested the solution until he developed a powerful gas capable of poisoning those around him. Later on while eating dinner he accidentally dropped his fried chicken on his solution of Science!!! Shortly afterwards Tosh went out to practice his "shooting" and noticed that he had greatly improved his "speed" and accuracy. After a few more test he noticed that by using this chemical he could run faster while also shooting faster. Although he never increased his range, he was happy with the results. He now felt as though he was ready to fight the aircraft and avenge the people of the town. He searched far and wide for the aircraft until he finally found him at the edge of a cliff. Tosh immediately ate his chicken and watermelon as the area became engulfed with the purple poison. Tosh's friends appeared to be ready to "f'ing imba stun lock" the aircraft, but as Tosh and his men charged forward the aircraft "outranged" as only two stun shots were fired before they were massacred. Tosh, the sole survivor of the attacks finally got in range and stuned the aircraft. The aircraft now 2 pixels away from becoming untargetable seemed to be within reach of escape as Tosh's range became limited. Just almost out of reach the aircraft starting laughing as he knew Tosh could not reach him. At that very moment, he got "one-shotted" by the stalker thus "removing him from the game." #Targetable Hubert and WARBORN 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 i was wondering when cyp would be added into this one haha another good one dox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BestPlayer Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 Tosh - A young boy raised in the countryside. As a youth Tosh manned a watermelon farm with his family while starring on his basketball with his friends. Tosh specialized in "shooting" and "stealing" and was often the leading scorer on his team. Tosh's team was so good that the opposition was often left "stunned," usually in quick succession. His only weakness appeared to be his "speed" and "range" as he was more focused on dunking with power. Despite these flaws Tosh seemed to be heading for a prosperous career in basketball. However, things would change when Tosh hit the age of 16. For on this infamous day, an unidentified aircraft appeared and massacred most of the people in the town. The people attempted to fight back against this aircraft with their firearms, but they were no match as the enemy flew over a cliff and became "untargetable." Tosh distraught over the death of the townspeople gathered the surviving citizens and took to the suberbs. In the suberbs he met a young pimp/drug dealer who taught him the power of Science!!! Tosh obssessed over the power of Science!!! as he wanted to learned how to "silence" the aircraft and then "stun" him before he became "untargetable." One day while eating some of his watermelon he accidentally dropped some of it into one of the drug dealers sample and was surrounded by a purple cloud that weakened him greatly. When he finally recovered he tested the solution until he developed a powerful gas capable of poisoning those around him. Later on while eating dinner he accidentally dropped his fried chicken on his solution of Science!!! Shortly afterwards Tosh went out to practice his "shooting" and noticed that he had greatly improved his "speed" and accuracy. After a few more test he noticed that by using this chemical he could run faster while also shooting faster. Although he never increased his range, he was happy with the results. He now felt as though he was ready to fight the aircraft and avenge the people of the town. He searched far and wide for the aircraft until he finally found him at the edge of a cliff. Tosh immediately ate his chicken and watermelon as the area became engulfed with the purple poison. Tosh's friends appeared to be ready to "f'ing imba stun lock" the aircraft, but as Tosh and his men charged forward the aircraft "outranged" as only two stun shots were fired before they were massacred. Tosh, the sole survivor of the attacks finally got in range and stuned the aircraft. The aircraft now 2 pixels away from becoming untargetable seemed to be within reach of escape as Tosh's range became limited. Just almost out of reach the aircraft starting laughing as he knew Tosh could not reach him. At that very moment, he got "one-shotted" by the stalker thus "removing him from the game." #Targetable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WARBORN Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 Tosh - A young boy raised in the countryside. As a youth Tosh manned a watermelon farm with his family while starring on his basketball with his friends. Tosh specialized in "shooting" and "stealing" and was often the leading scorer on his team. Tosh's team was so good that the opposition was often left "stunned," usually in quick succession. His only weakness appeared to be his "speed" and "range" as he was more focused on dunking with power. Despite these flaws Tosh seemed to be heading for a prosperous career in basketball. However, things would change when Tosh hit the age of 16. For on this infamous day, an unidentified aircraft appeared and massacred most of the people in the town. The people attempted to fight back against this aircraft with their firearms, but they were no match as the enemy flew over a cliff and became "untargetable." Tosh distraught over the death of the townspeople gathered the surviving citizens and took to the suberbs. In the suberbs he met a young pimp/drug dealer who taught him the power of Science!!! Tosh obssessed over the power of Science!!! as he wanted to learned how to "silence" the aircraft and then "stun" him before he became "untargetable." One day while eating some of his watermelon he accidentally dropped some of it into one of the drug dealers sample and was surrounded by a purple cloud that weakened him greatly. When he finally recovered he tested the solution until he developed a powerful gas capable of poisoning those around him. Later on while eating dinner he accidentally dropped his fried chicken on his solution of Science!!! Shortly afterwards Tosh went out to practice his "shooting" and noticed that he had greatly improved his "speed" and accuracy. After a few more test he noticed that by using this chemical he could run faster while also shooting faster. Although he never increased his range, he was happy with the results. He now felt as though he was ready to fight the aircraft and avenge the people of the town. He searched far and wide for the aircraft until he finally found him at the edge of a cliff. Tosh immediately ate his chicken and watermelon as the area became engulfed with the purple poison. Tosh's friends appeared to be ready to "f'ing imba stun lock" the aircraft, but as Tosh and his men charged forward the aircraft "outranged" as only two stun shots were fired before they were massacred. Tosh, the sole survivor of the attacks finally got in range and stuned the aircraft. The aircraft now 2 pixels away from becoming untargetable seemed to be within reach of escape as Tosh's range became limited. Just almost out of reach the aircraft starting laughing as he knew Tosh could not reach him. At that very moment, he got "one-shotted" by the stalker thus "removing him from the game." #Targetable "Although he never increased his range" LOL!! you forget the grape juice and the corn bread bro .hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hubert Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 Tosh - A young boy raised in the countryside. As a youth Tosh manned a watermelon farm with his family while starring on his basketball with his friends. Tosh specialized in "shooting" and "stealing" and was often the leading scorer on his team. Tosh's team was so good that the opposition was often left "stunned," usually in quick succession. His only weakness appeared to be his "speed" and "range" as he was more focused on dunking with power. Despite these flaws Tosh seemed to be heading for a prosperous career in basketball. However, things would change when Tosh hit the age of 16. For on this infamous day, an unidentified aircraft appeared and massacred most of the people in the town. The people attempted to fight back against this aircraft with their firearms, but they were no match as the enemy flew over a cliff and became "untargetable." Tosh distraught over the death of the townspeople gathered the surviving citizens and took to the suberbs. In the suberbs he met a young pimp/drug dealer who taught him the power of Science!!! Tosh obssessed over the power of Science!!! as he wanted to learned how to "silence" the aircraft and then "stun" him before he became "untargetable." One day while eating some of his watermelon he accidentally dropped some of it into one of the drug dealers sample and was surrounded by a purple cloud that weakened him greatly. When he finally recovered he tested the solution until he developed a powerful gas capable of poisoning those around him. Later on while eating dinner he accidentally dropped his fried chicken on his solution of Science!!! Shortly afterwards Tosh went out to practice his "shooting" and noticed that he had greatly improved his "speed" and accuracy. After a few more test he noticed that by using this chemical he could run faster while also shooting faster. Although he never increased his range, he was happy with the results. He now felt as though he was ready to fight the aircraft and avenge the people of the town. He searched far and wide for the aircraft until he finally found him at the edge of a cliff. Tosh immediately ate his chicken and watermelon as the area became engulfed with the purple poison. Tosh's friends appeared to be ready to "f'ing imba stun lock" the aircraft, but as Tosh and his men charged forward the aircraft "outranged" as only two stun shots were fired before they were massacred. Tosh, the sole survivor of the attacks finally got in range and stuned the aircraft. The aircraft now 2 pixels away from becoming untargetable seemed to be within reach of escape as Tosh's range became limited. Just almost out of reach the aircraft starting laughing as he knew Tosh could not reach him. At that very moment, he got "one-shotted" by the stalker thus "removing him from the game." #Targetable f-ing imba stun lock LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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