story time boiies

[mastercodes]

STORY TIME

This happended last year. well my friends are handfuls as i am a handful. one of them knew of a another group of retards. so him and other one of my friends start throughing rocks at them then run, so they do this for about 3 days untill the bunch of retards found out who they are and one of them retards goes up to one of my friends (hayden) and tries to fight him but hayden is a neko and so is this guy so no one punches no one at this time i was sad because i didn't get to see a fight. the next day this retard that tryed to fight hayden comes up to my group and tells all of us to flob off or he will slit my throat and my friends throats and as he walks off he pulls out a knife then he puts it back. so the next lunch we go back to the group of retards and through my rocks (LOL) and then the guy walks up to us and tells us to flob off and this shap so we are talking then this retart starts to go into his backpack (take note that me and most of the other have gone to class) and starts looking for his knife so one of my friends punches him then runs and then the 2 other guys run as well and tells the teach then the retard is kicked out of school the end. (OOOO and we still through rocks at that group)

so tell me ur top story

[Chimera]

Fascinating, +1 for excellent spelling and grammar.

[Strike]

STORY TIME

 

Это happended в прошлом году. а мои друзья горстями, как я горстка. один из них знал о другой группе тормозит. так ему и другим один из моих друзей начать throughing в них камни, то работать, так что они делают это в течение 3 дней недо кучу замедляет выяснить, кто они есть, и один из них задерживает подходит к одному из моих друзей (Hayden) и пытается бороться с ним, но Хейден является нэко как и этот парень, так что никто не бьет никто в это время мне было грустно, потому что я не добирался, чтобы посмотреть бой. На следующий день эта ретард, что попробовали бороться Хайден доходит до моей группы, и говорит всем нам flob выключен или он перерезал горло и мои друзья горло и, как он уходит, он вытаскивает нож, то он кладет его обратно. Так что в следующий обеда мы возвращаемся к той группе тормозит и через мой пород (LOL), а затем парень подходит к нам и говорит нам flob выключен и это фор поэтому мы говорим, то это retart начинает идти в свой рюкзак (принять к сведению, что меня и большинства других пошли в класс) и начинает искать свой ​​нож так, один из моих друзей бьет его запускает, а затем 2 другими парнями работать, а и рассказывает учить то тормозить будет выгнали из школы в конце. (ОООО, и мы по-прежнему через камни в этой группе)

так скажите мне ур верхнего этажа

 

Ran it through spellcheck for the benefit of any unenlightened readers

[DavidChan]

and analog is that retard u threw the rocks at. :)

[doxthefox]

Boys will be boys. 2/10. Recommend uninstalling internet.

[WARBORN]

They should ban rocks. They are 2 op.

[doxthefox]

^ Tell us about the hot chick in that photo you got for your icon. She's hotter than Residente. 10/10. Would definitely hit it.

[Geneon]

This incident happened to me about four years ago. I used to take the trolley going to my university since that was all I could afford at that time. I would park my car in the parking area and get on with my day. On one particular day, I decided to skip a class and go home early. I got off the trolley and began walking towards my car. As i neared my car, i saw a man shuffling through what seemed to be large quantities of white plastic bags. The man was wearing a denim jacket and denim jeans. Had a five o'clock shadow and a shaved head. He looked up and looked at me. I gave him a nod and a wave.

 

As I began to insert my key, I hear a voice behind that yelled out "Freeze!" I remember my eyes bulging and my heart suddenly racing as I dropped my keys and raised my hands up. The voices kept yelling " Freeze! Freeze!" "Stay where you are! Don't move!" I stood there, my mind blank. The man from the other car ran to the side of his car and pulled out a black object from his jacket. A small flash came out of this object that he pulled out. One word echoed in my head. 'Gun' The voices then started screaming "Get down!"

 

At this moment I remember time slowing down but sporatic. Some parts would be slow but as I ducked down towards the side of my car, time sped up. I heard muffled pops exchange from each side. With time slowed down, I remember seeing a cop coming up the sides of the other cars into my view. I quickly put my hands up to indicate I'm not a threat. He gave me a notion to go over to him. I crawled to his side and as he grabbed me, he said to "stay down." I'm not sure how long the crossfire lasted but once the pops stopped, time returned back to normal.

 

The police later explained to me that the man was from a cartel they've been investigating and following and that the man was one of the delivery boys sent directly from the main guy. I had a few gunshot rounds in my car. No compensation from the cops (thanks alot city of SD). They just gave me a tax deductible (nothing close to the repair cost) ended up saving and paying about $1250 to fix up my car again. Luckily it was only the rear end and no major components were damaged :)

[Hubert]

i swallowed a bug yesterday