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After koming home from Australia: "So glad I stopped lagging, so fuking good!!" - Shablagoo.

In any giwen game thereafter, after missing lasthits or dying: "Fuking shap lag", "Wow I'm looking forward to getting new ethernet kable", "Omg this lag, I kan't play in this lag" - Shablagoo.

Did I complain about lag a single time during the tournament?
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Inappropriate thread creation which would have sowed discord among members of the community by encouraging trolling to achieve recognition and fame. - banzaiguy

"Herp" this you scrub. -banzaiguy

Eat some Noelle boii. -banzaiguy

some of the many things banzai has put in my warning details.

Eh, first one's true, but mixing in a truth with the fabrications doesn't make everything else true.

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*enters game* Hi, I'm dox.

*response from crowd* go flob yourself, the fox? Loves cocks?, you're going to die, I'm a flob you up, you're more annoying in game than the forums.

*three members on my team leave*

*FIRST BLOOD, doxthefox has killed an enemy, DOUBLE KILL* flob leavers bonus!

*two from other team rq*

flob this I'm a play lol, *doxthefox has left the game!*

 

*enters lol game* pantheon goes bot with sion. We rape with this all the time!

*jungles grabs blue buff *

*FIRST BLOOD, an ally has been slain DOUBLE KILL* /all: this flobing jungle is so bad, he never ganks!

*waits for 20 minute surrender*

*goes back to aos*

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Okay guys, this may seem pretty out there, but I have some direct quotes for you! They are from these forums!! Supposedly, they were posted in a thread about funny quotes, just like this one!!! It's so hilarious that the posters would think they were funny, ajajajaja. Let the show begin:

 

"RIP DIIPA" - Skydie

 

Anyone: Mid.

Me: Yes?

 

Random pub player: "We are Doomed"

 

me: "Go flob yourself."

 

After killing a rager in a pub:

 

ZerO: will you stop rage now?

Rager: flob you!

ZerO: why you so mad?

Rager: i would kill you in real life!

ZerO: well i report this after the game ;-)

Rager: you can report this shap???

 

Timetravel Edit:

 

Aellectris "lets raynor rancor" *when denying meant something*

Me "ok"

Aellectris "do you know how to last hit"

Me *initiates troll mode* no

Aellectris "ill tell you when to last hit"

Me "ok"

Aellectris in laning phase " now now now that one yes that one good now that one."

Me *off mic after 2 min for entire laning phase while laughing*

 

I hope he doesn't read this.

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Okay guys, this may seem pretty out there, but I have some direct quotes for you! They are from these forums!! Supposedly, they were posted in a thread about funny quotes, just like this one!!! It's so hilarious that the posters would think they were funny, ajajajaja. Let the show begin:

I don't get it, none of those are funny?
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