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It might have to be Kathy and Marche or Whale and Demiax. True couples must consist of a male and a female......as this what is natural and maintains the potential for procreation. If you dont believe me just read the fricken bible.

 

Wow. I would've nominated african and diipa, but you make a fair point. +1

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Just as God said to his people Israel, so I say to you:

Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

 

Leviticus abounds with wisdom......read it lest you all wither into secular, valueless heathens.

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And please don't forget about the quick access to pornography. Masturbation is healthy :D I hope you tell your students that hahaha

 

1 Corinthians 7:3-5 - "The husband should fulfill his marital duty to his wife, and likewise the wife to her husband. The wife’s body does not belong to her alone but also to her husband. In the same way, the husband’s body does not belong to him alone but also to his wife. Do not deprive each other except by mutual consent and for a time, so that you may devote yourselves to prayer. Then come together again so that Satan will not tempt you because of your lack of self-control."

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1 Corinthians 7:3-5 - "The husband should fulfill his marital duty to his wife, and likewise the wife to her husband. The wife’s body does not belong to her alone but also to her husband. In the same way, the husband’s body does not belong to him alone but also to his wife. Do not deprive each other except by mutual consent and for a time, so that you may devote yourselves to prayer. Then come together again so that Satan will not tempt you because of your lack of self-control."

 

If I am reading this correctly, the wife should be with the husband and vice versa, but when Satan wants to come in for a threesome, you're supposed to say NO MEANS NO. The wife and husband become one and wear each other's skins and parade around to convey their trust. They then must engage in sexual intercourse for 40 days and 40 nights whilst stiffarming Satan from intruding because today is NY Giants vs Dallas!!!!!!! GO NFL WOOOO

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